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Ebtx Whore House
ecause .com means commercial
(at least now it does ... soon it will mean just "common" and .biz or .bs will mean business), I feel that I should offer something for sale in order to be "with it".
Now, since you do not wish to accept ideas of inestimable value for nothing, I thought perhaps that you might like to purchase One piece of junk for a major chunk
... [of CA$H]
My Excellent Ebtx T-Shirt
Made special for your order on fine, domestic, densely woven cotton, heavy duty, pastel colored (light green, tan, yellow or bone?), no pockets, Sunday-go-to-meeting, "T" (aka. Wal-Mart special).
All this for only
- Emblazoned with my (soon to be immortalized in a major motion picture) excellent logo on the front.
- With ...
Your name and order number on the back.
Example: John Doe (idiot #17)
- And ...
One of the very famous Ebtx quotes (front or back) of your choice ------ If ... you have the balls.
- And ...
an authentication card guaranteed to verify that your "T" is a genuine Ebtx "T" (an "ET"). Personally signed by me
[quantity of orders permitting]
Alternate payment method: Pay 10% ($54.73)
owe me the rest If and When I become famous ;o)
* No monies will be refunded under any circumstance
so that you will know
that sinking, "Oh God, what have I done?", feeling
as I have often known it.
If you should encounter a T-shirt anywhere else that costs more,
me so that I can raise my price.
(subject to change without notice). ----- Ebtx
Find out why
Get an expert critique of your web site's navigation and bandwidth considerations (I'll ignore the quality of your content but will comment on it's quantity).
Your web site sucks
- What's wrong with your site - $19.95
- And how to fix it - $99.95
- I fix it - Forget about it.
Htmlize your book for the Web
I will make your book look good for the web and
supply excellent navigation and bandwidth miser jpg & gif backgrounds
(or just good ol' plain color ... actually this is best)
$500 - Synchronized payments of $50 per tenth of job.
See my freebies for example:
- David King's book here on my site.
- Phil Gibbs book on his site.
Many of the gif files (with aqua background color) are his.
Create or fix your huge site's
- Thousands of files =
Thousands of dollars
- Millions of files = "... come to papa"
(e.g. netscape, microsoft, disney, nasa, etc.)
^ these sites ^ suck big monkey dung
Cause: overwhelmed websters
For Big Time Investors
I can blow all search engines off the internet.
with small minds
Yup, out of business ... (except those which serve me)
And ... I can sink Yahoo.
I KNOW WHAT TO DO ... YOU DON'T
If you did you'd already be doing it.
In the area of navigation (the creation of hierarchical structures) ...
"I can think as well as any man,
be he who he may."
This is where I make my fortune, right?
Mr.Yeh ;o) :o( Mr.Neh