My Hate Mail
From: Aug 2001 to Nov 2003



Date: Sun, 16 Nov 2003
14:15:28 -0500 (EST)

I was looking over your E-Minimal language and at first it seemed somewhat viable, but then it occurred to me that it's far less useful than any existing tongue. It seems to abandon a few harmless prepositions in favor of some very bizarre and unnecessary rules, making many words longer than they need to be. Likewise, the sentence structure is clunky and unimaginative. I expect better from you. I expect you to revisit the subject of constructed language and create one that really works--I mean a really tight one, without unnecessary pseudo-scientific clutter. I expect a more logical and comprehensive vocabulary, and not simply a bunch of bastardized, oversimplified English words. I would go so far as to call your vocabulary a code for English, since the meanings of your words and their sounds do not connect with any meaning or serendipity unless converted into the English or Latin root words whence they have been so crudely and uncreatively plucked. Overviewing your grammar, I found this equally uninspired. I wonder how long you spent thinking about E-Minimal before you executed it? It seems that you are not a fountainhead of wisdom in all subjects, or perhaps your language would have attracted the attention of the more advanced conlang community on the net. I suppose your invention should supplant theirs, given your usual view with respect to your own accomplishments. I must say in all honesty that I agree with you on many points but I find your general manner to be most foolhardy and childish in the extreme. How you have acquired such knowledge and remained so utterly devoid of wisdom and tact is beyond me, but I fear that it will limit you and cast a shadow over your knowledge. So as not to lose myself, I will end by recommending some reading material to you. You as a man of learning and open mind must surely gape for new knowledge. I would suggest that you make a pilgrimage to www.quetzal.com/conlang.html. There you shall find all manner of constructed language, much of which surpasses your own in e! fficienc y and usefulness. I would especially recommend that you look over "Plan B," listed as a logical language, and "All-Noun," a very original approach to grammar and syntax that you will undoubtedly find quite stimulating. I apologize if my hate has not satisfied you, and I know you don't like to be spoken to civilly, for what reason I cannot say, except that you have a very dim view of mankind and think of him as some sort of caged animal that swipes in fear and confusion at the supernatural light of your wisdom. I would rather point out a problem that I feel to be present in your work, and whether you pay me heed or not I do not care. I hope that you realize I am not perfect, and neither are you, and neither are any of these other people, and perhaps they are fools and unworthy, but for so exalted an individual as youself to bait them with your words seems ignoble, nay, cruel--intellectually cruel, and without logical purpose. On a general note, I must say that you seem to view yourself as a complete creature--that is, you cannot by your own reckoning obtain any useful knowledge from anyone else on this planet. If this is the case, why do you have any means of feedback except for the purpose of cruelty? I question your completeness. If you already "know everything of significance," then what is the purpose of your days? You make occasional addendums relating to trivial matters, and little else but this. If you have already achieved all that there is to achieve, why do you not take your own life? Would this conflict with your mode of thought? If so, then why? You are either imperfect, open to an intellectual blow from all sides... or you are closed, resigned, and dead. You can't have both, my friend, unless you accord yourself some manner of infallibility, which I think would be something of an overstatement.
[Wow! I'm breathless. I spent about one year on E-minimal in order to make it as uninspiring and unimaginative as possible. How long did you spend on yours? Yeah, I know ... goose egg. Everyone who really dislikes my site has the same thing in common ... they have nothing of their own to offer.
Thanks for you hate though it's somewhat "uninspired".]


Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003
21:09:56 -0400 (EDT)

Hey eb, fuck you.
[Not even close, Mikey]
Date: Sat, 26 Jul 2003
22:02:17 -0400 (EDT)

hi,i think you could do with a few lessonsin abductions.
[Is that something like "inductions" and "deductions"?]

Date:Fri, 20 Jun 2003
19:16:50 -0400 (EDT)

It's actually very sad that your motivated to enjoy hate mail. Just go out and find some love before it's too late.
[But ... what I love is ... hate mail!]

Date: Wed, 28 May 2003
19:30:59 -0400 (EDT)

i hate you in every way possible. you fill me with the darkest hatred imaginable.
[ Uh ... does this mean you want to buy my book? ]

Date: Thu, 8 May 2003
09:06:37 -0400 (EDT)

TEH WRODS ON UR PAGE R DISGRASE FULL. YOR ARE NOT TEH SMART PERSON, RONELD RAGEN IS MMORE SMART THAN U. EAT BLLSHIT AND BURN IN TEH HELL U CAME FROM.
[ Wow! Now that's what I call hate mail. Thank you! ]

Date: Sun, 4 May 2003
22:44:34 -0400 (EDT)

Thank you so much for providing a well rounded site with a tremendous amout of information to use against you in my own theory. Carrie Lee McClelland www.masternlp.com
and by the way....it was against my better judgement to have sex with your wife...carrie Lee mcclelland

The above seems inconsistent with that below (from 4/24). Perhaps someone is giving the above name which is not their's. Or, alternatively, we have a genuine schizoid here. Hope I get some more hatemail which will clear this up. On her site she states that there will be a "brain blowout coming soon" and that she is "100% committed" ... hmmmmmm - EBTX
[I shall be interested to know why the number "1" does not exist]


Date: Thu, 1 May 2003
16:29:01 -0400 (EDT)

Just wanted to say, yoru Last words onteh Basketball page are utterlly ridiculous, Has no merit and generalizes that only tall peopel can be ballers. Ever heard of Isah Thomas, Dumars, Stockton, (lol) NIce ise words my friends, Wisdom is knowing the extent of ones ignorance
[ No ... I never heard of Isah Thomas. In general, to think NBA you should be 6'6". If smaller, you must be a terrific ballhandler, trey shooter and court general.
That leaves you out because you can't even spell ]


Date: 04/24/2003
Time: 3:18 PM EST

It seems you havent been hated on in weeks, so allow me. Fuck you you cocksucker! I hate your ass and your brain. Why sit and waste all your time thinking of this bullshit????? Why not get out and play some more basketball huh? why? cause your a fucking dork and youd get your ass whomped. angle seperate your mind bullshit, just shoot the ball bitch. id play you like you played pong mothafucka...yeah and guess what all your math is flawed! why you ask....oh and you do ask....shhhh you do.....because the number 1 doesnt exsist, and dont tell me you havent thought of that before either. screw it man, start over...make your own math and start from square one. its better to build your castle on a solid foundation than on a faulty number system used today. one more thing....i had sex with your wife.
[Thanks, I needed that. And no, I never thought that the number '1' didn't exist. Hmmmm ... How do you spell 'one'? What's the first letter? How many first letters is that? ...
And what does "angle seperate" mean? Is this new youthspeak? Hope you're a Christian.]


Date: 04/01/2003
Time:9:16 AM EST

u bastard u idiot i am gonna kill u...heheh kidding man, full respect for having this function...how much do u get?!
[Hell, I thought this was gonna be a good one. I am starving for hate! I don't get enough.]

Date: Wed, 18 Dec 2002 -0500 (EST)
Time: 02:25 AM

Why do you crave response? I understand quite well that judgments should be held beyond what is nefarious or beautiful and that both should be embrased for they are juxtaposed. Although my IQ is 12 points lower than yours i can't help but see immaturity within this. Again i ask, why do you seek satisfaction by the means of others. My suggestion to you is to stop feeding on your narcissism.
[I do not seek satisfaction, I seek ... a belly laugh. What drove you to respond? Do you seek humiliation?]

Date: Fri, 6 Dec 2002 -0500 (EST)
Time: 12:38 AM

you are full of yourself you imbicile - that we cant go against our natures as man and woman crap you spilt is so pathetic - many is this world are both
[Bi-sexual AND Christian?]

Time: 12:39 AM
you suck you suck you suck shit and rasizors
[Is that razors or resistors (as in electronics)?]

Time: 12:41 AM
this thing is great - i think ill abuse it every chance i get - not your a lame dumn ass - your site is so stupid - go commit suicide YOU WILL COMMIT SUICIDE FOR I SEE THE FUTURE
[But don't get so excited as to give yourself a 'facial']


Date: Thu, 28 Nov 2002 -0500 (EST)
Time: 08:27 AM

you racist bastasrd
[That's better ... but could you elaborate? I like my hate with a little more detail.]

Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2002 -0500 (EST)
Time: 10:53 PM

America needs more assholes like you. Seriously, we have too many citizens who just gobble up all the bullshit that is fed to them without the slightest hint of critical analysis or original thought. I might not agree with every detail, but I can't help but to think how much better off we would be -- a nation of assholes. Much better than the nation of PUSSIES that we are now. By the way, using the Grand Canyon as a garbage dump would be a waste. Clearly it would have higher value if we filled it with nuclear waste. Keep up the good work!
[That's not quite what I mean by hate ... but thanks anyway.]

Date: Sat, 9 Nov 2002 -0500 (EST)
Time: 07:17 PM

you fucken smelly stinking hindu, go back to your filthy india, we do not neeed garbage like you here.
[A Hindu, eh? Let me check my underarm deodorant.]
Time: 07:18 PM
You are lying you are not catholic, period. probably you are a jew.
[ You got it, Sherlock! I'm a stinkin' Jew! Let me check my underarms again ]
Time: 07:21 PM
You are not showing your ugly face, my ass hole surely looks thousant times better than your face, you are ugly, this is why you are bitter, christians are beatiful people, you are as ugly as the devil, you are his son, eventuallu he is going to eat you stupid
[There it is ... the Way, the Truth and the Light ... behold! ... another Christian]
Time: 07:24 PM
eat shit, and get shoved in the stinking pussy you came out from
[Are we getting a little kinky here?]
Time: 07:33 PM
You do not dear to show your ugly face, death is blessing to your ugly face will be attacked by insects and worms, it would take you to your hindu God
[Vishnu ... I'z a commin!]
Date: Wed, 6 Nov 2002 -0500 (EST)
Time: 03:36 PM

I don't hate what you are saying about wal-mart, but please take a look at the cusotmer service that you offer at target and the time it takes for a customer at target to get assistance at your stores. Some peoplea are very rude and just don't want to help you. Target is not all that good anyway. Tell me do you have kids? How much do earn a year? How much money do you spend on clothing and food a year? How long do the clothing that you buy for your kids last? Do yo always buy them brand name? Well I don't earn that much and have two kids and can't afford to spend alot of money on brand name clothing such as the one that you offer at target. Please also think aobut the people that don't get welfare and don't earn that much money and put some more things there for us. We are good customers and like to find good things for our kids.
[ I often look in WalMart but end up buying in Target because it's a little cheaper. WalMart has more tools though. I'd just like to see a cleaner WalMart with less clutter ]

Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 -0500 (EST)
Time: 10:39 PM

Dear Dr you good
[Good for nuttin' or no good?]

Date: July 12, 2002
Time: 11:38:24:

Get your facts straight before calling anyone a Nazi, especially Jews, you asshole.
[from my D-Board - an Irish Jew]
Date: Mon, 20 May 2002
Time: 18:25:16:

HEY MR.SMARTASS WHO MADE YOU GOD? AND WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD JUDGE OTHERS? NO ONE AND IT IS SHITTY ASS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WITH THESE CRUMMY ASS WEBSITES THAT MAKE FAT PEOPLE WANT TO DIE IF YOU HAD MORE FEELINGS FOR YOURSELF AND OTHERS YOU WOULDNT BE A LONELY OLD FOOL NOW WOULD YOU? PERHAPS NOT YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT OTHERS FEELINGS BEFORE BEING SUCH A FUCKING DICK! BECAUSE YOUR SHIT DOES FUCKING STINK AND YOU SUCK!! FAT PEOPLE ARE AMERICAN PEOPLE TOO BUT I GUESS YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN THEN PERHAPS WE SHOULD CRITICIZE YOU OR SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A COMPUTER GEEK OR SOMETHING? I THINK WE SHOULD. BUT THEN AGAIN THAT WOULD BE SHOWING THAT I AM NOT PURE AMERICAN BY PUTTING SUCH SLIMEBAGS LIKE YOU DOWN WITH WORDS. IF YOU DON'T LOVE YOURSELF AND YOU DON'T LOVE OTHERS DON'T EXPECT ANYONE ELSE TO LOVE YOU BECAUSE IT SURE WON'T HAPPEN UNTIL YOU LOVE YOURSELF AND RESPECT OTHERS. I FUCKING PITTY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU SHOW SO MUCH HATE AND IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT I WOULD LIKE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF! I USUALLY DON'T THROW SUCH LANGUAGE BUT YOU HAVE PISSED ME OFF WITH THIS SUCH LAME ASS STATEMENT YOU NEED TO GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND DO SOME SOUL SEARCHING YOU BIASED FUCKING PIG, AND THEN COME BACK TO THE BOARD AND TELL US WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU 2 FACED FUCKING JERK. MY RESULTS IS YOU WILL FIND A LOW SELF ESTEEMED PERSON BUT THEN PERHAPS WE WILL START BASHING YOU ON YOUR LOW SELF ESTEEM YOU RAT FACED BASTARD!
[ Ooooooh ... Ah'm a swimmin' in it ... and Ah lahks it. But do try to be a little more succinct.]
Date: Wed, 8 May 2002 -0400 (EDT)
Time: 17:18:20

You seem to have many good things here, but they are surrounded by a few outlandish statements that ruin your credibility. You should think about staying more possitive. For example, I happen to know firsthand that John Sununu completed his IQ test very legitimately. Unfortunately for you, he actually is a genius. For gosh sakes, he got his pHD from MIT in less than 1 year. Do some homework.
[ When I say "absolutely", I mean it. Honest men don't go into politics. ]
Date: Sat, 27 Apr 2002 -0400 (EDT) Time: 13:03:58
I HATE YOU. I read alot of your shit and I am too lazy to explain why I hate you for each and every thought you put in my head
[ Probably a struggling Christian, keeps coming back for more (that's a good sign)]
Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 -0500 (EST)
Time: 10:32:45

Saw your webshite on the harmonica. As a harmonicist myself who plays for a living (along with the violin, piano, guitar, and more) and with a degree in music, I found this site pretty damn insulting - the instrument is not easy. In fact, even having played the violin professionally for a while (not an 'easy instrument I think you'll agree) I must say that playing the harmonica at gigs has proved quite challenging. And the bit about the Chinese is downright racist.
[The harmonica is just a bit harder than the "nose flute"]
Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 -0500 (EST)
Time: 01:39:11

Well at least you are thinking about a better way, which is far more than can be said for the hate mongers of the world.
[Come on now, this is NOT the hate I crave]
Date: Tue, 5 Mar 2002 -0500 (EST)
Time: 16:21:43

Your site contains a lot of interesting rants...impressive in the details but desparate in the conclusions...somehow finding a way to smear Bush with John Walker Lindh, as if Bush had anything to to with JWL's actions, or how the press is covering his case...man what a stretch...you're letting your core colors show through the shell appearance of deep contemplation. It might make it easy for you to brand any response with the tiringly overused label of "Hate", but there's no hate here. Only the similes of a person recognizing someone with too much time on their hands. Impressive execution though. Keep writing. Robert
[Too much time on my hands??? ... Not enough & you didn't get it.]
Date: Thu, 31 Jan 2002 -0500 (EST)
Time: 23:13:21

After reading your website in regard to the War on Terrorism, I fully believe that you MUST be a Democratic WUS yourself. I have been a member of the US Army for 21 years (and STILL serving proudly). I have seen a lot of support from our citizens even before the events of sept 11. Why do we not send in thousands of soldiers to fight the war. Obviously you know absolutely nothing about military tactics or terrorists. If you fully believe that you do, then I encourage you to email me back. I would gladly introduce you to a recruiter. After a few weeks of training, I would be happy to lead you to Afganistan so that you could put "your money where your mouth is". Unfortunately, like many others, you would prefer to leave such things up to me. Yet, I know that this will most likely never happen. But, I want you to realize that you can go to sleep in a warm bed, after a good meal, knowing that soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen are giving up their personal lives, time with their families, and the possibility of losing their life on any given day, JUST SO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO WHINE ABOUT THEM!!! You make me ashamed to call you an American. But, I will continue to FIGHT for YOUR rights.
[Note: This guy has never seen combat. Vietnam ended in '75 - EBTX]

Date: Fri, 14 Dec 2001 -0500 (EST)
Time: 11:26:13

You have thought this through (WTC excape route) to the best of your ability. Do you have a construction company? If you do, I will show you what you missed. Under one condition, you bring the constrution company, I bring the Ideas and we split all profits 50/50
Date: Wed, 12 Dec 2001 -0500 (EST)
Time: 20:22:56

U suk!
Date: Wed, 05 Dec 2001 -0500 (EST)
Time:19:33:39

I sincerely hope your professed "views" about art, music, politics, women, muslims, etc. are exaggerated in order to spark debate, because otherwise you would simply be a staggeringly narrow-minded and outdated pseudo-intellectual.
[No exaggerations here - EBTX]
Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2001 -0500 (EDT)
Time: 10:04:50

YOUR WEB SITE IS MORE LIKE CONFUSION , NATZI , SLASH COMMUNISM, AND A LITTLE MATH TO MAKE YOU LOOK SMART
[ Finally, someone understands me - EBTX]





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