My Hate Mail

 Some people use this for regular email. 

I just want the hate ... hmmmmmm.

Latest hate always at top ... keep 'em coming :

(and ... could you please use a spell checker?)

Date: Tue, 12 Nov 2008

Okay man, im sorry but i got a link to your hate mail and i thought "Man this is a guy who understands how i feel, he expresses his opinions and than has a foot planted firmly on his throat" but than i went to the main page and started reading, and after about 10 minute i can honestly see why they sent you all of the hate mail you recieved. Honestly about 10% of what you write makes any sense, even though that 10% is still obviously false. I mean look at what you said about 9/11 you think any of those "Light Shedding" videos on google are actually true? I mean all of these are crackpot conspiracy theorys from people who either have no life or are just fucking retarded, it wasnt an inside job, it was a group of terrorists (known as Al Qaeda) who have a Jihad (or Fatwha) against the U.S.A. It was not an inside job, and i pray you see the truth, i honestly believe people who think that brave men and woman (my uncle for instance) who died during the World Trade Center attacks are ignorrant fools, and i pray you will "See The Light" and realize you are grossly mistaken.
[ You should have a site I could visit ... th-e-n ... I could learn something from your lucid, insightful remarks and instructions on "critical thinking". Ignorance is bliss ... is it? ]
Date: Fri. 14 Aug 2008
23:50:34 -0400

this is hate mail. i shall not check my spelling because i'm from romania, so, it is irrelevant. it is about the "nature of existence" video. It really sucked! At 25% of it I couldn't take it any longer.

Have you ever seen a video? Or at least a powerpoint presentation? there are some fuckin' rules about these things and it was supposed that you know what understanding is. first, when words are on the image screen to be read you should stop talking, unless you're reading what is on the screen because it's disturbing to process information from reading and hearing in the same time when it is not the same information. Also there is a time in which people are able to process new information and to also filter/check it, and that time is not 4 s for 6 equations. there is a lot of useless crap also; the green grass images from texas and the car ride, what were they for? The "paint" pictures - they are truly sinister, try to make them funnier. It really messed up my brain, not because of the information, but because of the way it was presented. You know, the "science is interesting and if you don't agree you can fuck off" does not hold. It does not hold for science and does not hold for anything else. In a few words it's a beginner's video. If the goddamned manipulators in the marketing / public relations domain were as smart as you are in this field, the whole american economy would clash in a second and all your countrymen would consider instantly that the most important thing would be to detach themselves from the useless stuff they believe life consist in. If you ever try to make another video on any subject, please get some information on this how is this done. Otherwise you are wasting your time.
[ Why are you emailing me? I made the video for me ... and maybe a half dzen other people on earth ... no more. They get it. You did the right thing though ... you went elsewhere. There are zillions of videos on the web. What I do is watch till I get bored and then move on ... no one holds you to watch what you don't like. On the other hand, if you are interested in an ex nihilo derivation of existence, there really is no other place to go. What I made is all there is. If you ever find any other detailed ex nihilo theory ... please notify me!! I've never found one in 46 active years of looking. There's just me. I'm lonely ... find me some other opinions ... anything at all with some details other than "God did it.".]

Date: Sat, 12 Jul 2008
22:39:17 -0400

Words almost fail me, EBTfuckingX. You volumous pile of pavement scrapings. Kennel floors are littered with faecal entities more deserving of dignity than yourself. Your breathtaking arrogance is only matched by your uncanny ability to be utterly clueless as to what other people think about you. And make no mistake, they think about you. Constantly. Do not construe this as hate mail. I offer only constructive criticisms designed to allow you to be a better person and the world a better place. Have you ever thought of slowly strangling yourself? I know I have. I fear that I may be beating about the bush here, and that my message may not be getting through. Imagine a cockroach crawling out of a can of drink you have just been enjoying. That metaphor doesn't even come close to expressing the sheer unmitigated horror, the disgust, the dry retching I must endure at the mere thought that you, sadly, exist. Your mere existence has for me offered proof there is no God, no hope, no justice and the most miserable future for humankind. Let's briefly touch upon your sexual habits. Does your partner know what you get up to with the Vegemite and pork sausages? It really shouldn't surprise me that such things and such actions give you pleasure, but in an appalling way, it does. How can someone so stupid still remember to breathe? Or are you an automaton sent by an evil foreign, or alien, power, to destroy civilisation as we know it? You are like gangrene, highly infectious, smelly and ultimately lethal. You are hopelessness incarnate, a parading peacock that has no feathers, no legs and only half a beak. And let's not mention what you do with your index finger when you think no-one is looking. I know you won't take what I have said personally, as that would imply a level of comprehension which you will clearly never attain. May you be damned to a hell where you must share a small room with your doppelganger for all eternity.
[Please, please ... don't strangle yourself !! Life is worth living ... even for you. And ... thank you for thinking of me ... constantly. I have a FAN !! ... Is there anything that you specifically don't like about me? Maybe I could correct my deficiencies and be more like you ... if only you'd be willing to help me.]
Date: Sun, 06 Apr 2008
15:16:25 -0400

What, you don't believe in the "No Plane Theory" any more? Are you finally beginning to recover some common sense? IQ 78 and slowly rising ... what a fucktard
[ No, I don't have ANY common sense. Such sense that I possess I had to work for ... and continue to do so still. I truly wish that I had your innate ability to see truth wherever it may appear without the benefit of thought. It would be so much easier to just "feel" the truth as you do instead of having to analyze everything no matter how trivial or "obvious".
Perhaps you could write a book telling how it's done and maybe I could learn something there. Or, maybe just a "Book of Truths" and I could memorize the list.
And ... NPT has only been set on the "back burner" for me ... not eliminated in my mind altogether.]

Date: Sat, 29 Mar 2008
19:35:22 -0400


[Good length ... but ... lacks sincerity ... and try to be slightly less "Christian". ]

Date: Mon, 17 Mar 2008
23:04:38 -0400

pure unadulterated bullshit
[ Life is like a box of chocolates ... you never know what you're gonna' get ... but it's mostly brown ]
Date: Fri, 29 Feb 2008
23:24:50 -0500

Firstly, i would like to say that this is NOT hatemail, although i could and would like to send something of that nature, i like to think that i am above that. When i stumbled upon your site, i noticed your postings on some highly intellectual subjects. As i read i couldn't help but notice your condescending view upon many historical people,and your distorted view of history. You seem to like to talk about almost everything, but only seem to have thought about them for about five minutes.
[ You're pretty close ... about 5 decades ]
You also seem to have an ego about the size of texas, i'd like to suggest you try to focus on fixng that. I'm trying to be nice, so i apoligize if this sounds mean. If it makes you feel any better, i also have a big problem controlling my ego.
[ I feel ... so ... "understood" ... Trouble with your ego? ... that's unusual since you have no ideas of your own to offer ... about anything at all ]
I'd also like to suggest that before you post something, you should check and make sure that your facts are correct, and well supported. Generally, if the view is not the concensus among experts, it probably isn't true.
[ That's very true ... one should always consult with the experts ... they know best ... only then, can one truly know what the correct thinking is.. From now on I'm going to trust them in all they say ... thanks to your timely remonstrance ]
Your "lack of knowledge", i don't know how to say it nicely, is best portrayed by your usage of the spanish phrase "muy importante", you spelled it "mui importante". This definitively doesn't make you look very smart.
In summary, please just check your facts, control your ego, and generally stop talking after about a couple paragraphs, otherwise, you're going to end up sounding pretty unintelligent (dumb).
[ ehnnnnnh ... mui, fucka you ... dos ! ]
Date: Wed, 16 Jan 2008
20:31:40 -0500

Your web site is full of opinionated incorrectness and portrays that the supporters of Ron Paul are not too bright. Do yourself and your candidate of choice a favor and get rid of the web site.
[If I've implied that the supporters of Ron Paul were "not too bright" ... I am truly sorry. But, come to think of it, you're right. They aren't too bright ... as you've so amply demonstrated. ]
Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2008
10:59:15 -0500

What a complete load of bollocks.
That's calling all the people on the ground that witnessed it a bunch of liars.
It happened - accept it.
[ Your reference is to "NPT" (the idea that no planes hit the WTC).
That's just it ... "all the people on the ground" ... did you talk to them? ... who did? I'd like to see a study done of at least 1000 witnesses who were physically eyeballing building #2 when it was hit. But there is no such study ... there's just statements that there were "1000s of witnesses" as evidence ... not the witnesses themselves.]

Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007
20:10:57 -0400

Do you think anybody gives a cuntfuck that you are making videos? No amount of rambling, video or otherwise, can hide the fact that you are oblivious to your pathetic reality as a never-was hack. If you really want to do the world some good, shut your fucking trap and watch Oprah... or jump into a meat grinder and feed some dogs
[ Thank you. I was beginning to think no one cared. Excellent hate ... hope you send more ... everyday if you can spare the time. I shall be smiling throughout the day. So, you are a follower of Oprah Winfrey? I don't watch TV much anymore but she's a little too tame for me.]
Date: Fri, 11 May 2007
16:17:20 -0400

You need a fundamental lesson in drawing and painting-not to mention restoration techniques. Intitial formative knowledge to acquire: figurative or representational drawing or painting is no harder, (in fact easier), than drawing or painting successfully with other goals that to "reproduce on a two-dimensional plane" something that "looks like" (roughly) what we see, or what a camera might record. Once free of that 17th Century prejudice/misapprehension, you may begin to grasp the genious of "abstract" or "minimal" art, but further, you will see how egregious, kitschy, and embarrassing is the VietNam Memorial.
I feel sorry for anyone who cannot grasp Picasso, who is Mozart, Raphael, Kurosawa, Chekhov and Joyce in one thrilling persona. BTW, I agree that a pencil is a sublime invention, in form and function. Like Mai Ling's Wall.
[Yeah, I'd like to grasp Picasso ... around the neck ... but he's already dead. Yes, the pencil is great. I just wish it had more contrast ratio. And you can sharpen it and stick it in Picasso's eye]
Date: Thu, 10 May 2007
13:07:43 -0400

Jesus fucking Christ! Your 'tard site might as well have a pussy for a logo, whoring your bullshit as it does. Maybe Oprah will have you on, to show what happens to dork fags who suffer from insufficient dork appreciation. A dork up the ass will never be enough for you.
[Thank you. Pretty good hate. One thing ... the term "dork" lacks intensity and is somewhat dated. Try again with more "feeling".]
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2007
16:53:19 -0400

Subject: basketball
dude, your just a guy who didn't get your dream of goin pro, so stop tryin to kill peoples dreams with your website: almost everything you say in there is wrong anyways
[At 5'10" there were never any dreams. It was more of a personal Zen thing. And ... everything I said was 100% correct from much more experience than you, toots. Come to think of it, if everything was wrong ... you must shoot with your feet ... or ... your mouth? ;o) Your hate is reasonable but needs some swearing.]
Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2007
18:26:44 -0400 (EDT)

[Uh, ... haven't we dated before?]
Date: Sat, 20 Jan 2007
23:27:57 -0500 (EST)

You have some valid points about AOL in which a lot of people share, but as you know, the majority of people are stupid. I got layed off from AOL and my job was replaced by outsourcing and that really sucked. I have to let you know though AOL has always worked fine for me on my computers and that is because I keep my computer updated. I add ram and keep up with all pc and security updates and have never had a problem with any pc I’ve ever owned. A lot of your points are actually “theories” and/or “rumors” that spread easily amongst people that agree with other angry people and have an okay understanding of pc’s, the internet, and their OS settings. I admit, cancelling AOL service is f**king ridiculous and shady as hell. I work on pc’s, I’ve used all kinds of ISP’s and I was layed off by AOL, but I do know what I am talking about when it comes to what you are saying as valid and invalid(in which 75% of what you state is either completely off-track or exaggerated). I hope you understand that I am not defending AOHell, but letting you know that your statements are mostly false ‘opinions’ of what was/is going on with AOL software and company. I am bitter that AOL layed off the call-center that had the highest member survey score(mine) to outsource in other countries, but I still get infuriated by people like you that do not understand that almost all of your AOL ‘technical’ issues and explanations are proof that you really have no idea what the hell you are talking about and need to do some research before you just put your opinions on a website. I apologize if this is seems harsh, but I hate it when people bash a crappy company but do not know what they are talking about and think they are really smart and right. You are justified but you are also slightly ignorant. By the way, I dislike AOL and you are still an idiot.
[Thanks for your hate mail. I was beginning to think that nobody cared. Th only thing I claim about AOL that I can't "prove" is that they have a "skunk works" to harrass their "enemies". My only evidence is that the only time I ever had trouble with my credit cards was after I put up an AOL Sucks page when I was trying to disconnect myself from their cloying attempts to "take over" MY computer. The source of the problem was the AOL Visa credit card and the trouble was pinpointed to somebody about 100 miles from AOL headquarters (then in Dulles, Virginia). I guess that's just a "coincidence", eh?]
Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2006
13:27:00 -0500 (EST)

Hi. Some interesting reading. Some fairly large errors in some of derivations, and some of the assumptions your making are incorrect. I suggest you buy a book on quantum mechanics. Oh, and "radius of the universe"; this is fairly meaningless in the argument. It's a tad more complicated than that. But otherwise keep up the good work.
[Occasionally somebody suggests that I "read up" on some aspect of physics. I've already done this many times over the years. There is nothing left of major importance for me to learn. Your statement about "large errors", "incorrect assumptions" implies that you think you know much more than I, yet you offer no examples of "errors" nor do you give any indication of your education. Therefore, I deduce that you are just another hack without experience. On the internet, "Keep up the good work" (in this context) is the same as saying ... "You are an idiot". So I put it with my other more direct hatemail.]
Date: Mon, 9 Oct 2006
15:11:02 -0400 (EDT)

I don't believe there was any point in civilized past or in the future of civilization that roughly half of the world's population will be willing to admit that the other 50% is somehow better simply because of their biology. If you honestly believe that women will always defer to men, here's a thought: let them choose to be represented by a man of their choosing. It's much more consistent and infinitely less insulting.
[ I "honestly believe that women will always defer to men" because that is their nature. If this fact were to change, there would be no women (by definition) … or … no men. You cannot evade your own nature indefinitely ... so … bend over bitch!
I know I shall be remonstrated for the foregoing comment … but I couldn't resist ;o)

On a more serious note … you clearly do not understand your own nature at any conscious level. You equate "deference" with inferiority. That is not the case. The male form of victory is "conquest" while the female form of victory is "submission". If you can understand the previous sentence, you are on your way to understanding the point of the word ... "defer" … as I have used it (and its implied evolutionary logic) … but I do not think you are capable of such insight. Too bad, but you have much company in your misunderstanding. ]

Date: Sun, 1 Oct 2006
18:15:59 -0400 (EDT)

your so-called science should not claim anything beyond its domain. talk about science not god. thats for religious people to ponder its way out of context its like trying to tell your hair what it feels like being a red car. makes absolutely no sense whatsoever
[ Your post makes no sense ... where does one sentence leave off and the other begin? Please use some punctuation and capitalization so I can understant your statement ... and ... some swearing so I can enjoy it.]
Date: Thu, 15 Jun 2006
13:48:01 -0400 (EDT)

The sooner you stop publishing this stuff the less ashamed you will feel when you're older. Go and read.
[I'm already old ... and I'm not ashamed yet ( and I've read already much more than you I'm quite sure). Perhaps I could go and read your stuff and then I could be ashamed? ... for you?]
Date: Wed, 19 Apr 2006
17:36:25 -0400 (EDT)

You stealer of ideas!
[Which ones? Let me guess ... yours? I get this complaint once in awhile but not often enough because I'd really like to think that other people thought along the same lines.]
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2006
07:07:17 -0400 (EDT)

For God's sake, let's get it together for one last push, old man. EB you fucking nigger, you'd actually be cool if you weren't a coward. You're too old now to figure out the universe? You must be too old to pick up a gun too. You're not worth protecting if you have nothing to offer. I'm serious, you burned-out, used-up pushover.
[Easter ... and I've found salvation at last! Beautiful letter. One of my favorites ... and ... since it IS Easter, I'll do anything "for God's sake" ..... KAPOW! .......... PLOP ......]
Date: Sun, 16 Apr 2006
14:05:36 -0400 (EDT)

You think your so smart.Ok compare yourself to chris langan.His iq is 195 (if I remember correctly).Or to a math teacher I know.He did not do any homeworks until university or read to exams and still 10,10,10...You should check your guides to be smart.If I remember correctly you wrote that we should write things over and over again.But to these guys...They do not really need to do the same thing over and over again.By the way that math teacher could remember 100 numbers if said twice.Can you do that?And I think mensa people are not that stupid.Give me evidence.That is the biggest problem you do - no evidence. I know few of them and they are good.Do you know that you could get smarter just hitting your head at the right place?It is by the way pretty difficult to write long stories.It takes quite a while when you go back to the beginning.Here are some intresting websites:,, for my bad English. V.S.
[Ya' got me. I'm just a fraud. I give up ... please, help me to slit my wrists.]
Date: Fri, 7 Apr 2006
04:54:50 -0400 (EDT)

[Frankly, that's just about all we ever do ... all of us ... including dummies like me.
And ... what are you talking about specifically?]

Date: Sun, 5 Mar 2006
16:47:34 -0500 (EST)

If your view on optometry and laughably erroneous conclusions are any indication of your brainpower, it amazes me that you have any confidence in your mental ability. Pathetic! Maybe you are used to being the smartest guy in the room, but this isn't your home or your remediation elementary school. Sites like this should at least have some substance. You running a website on logic is like me running one on Paris fashion or proper care of tapirs. Quit wasting precious pixels!
[A pixel is a terrible thing to waste! Must be an optometrist or optometrist wannabe. Thanks, but try to put more swearing in if you could. I like some swearing too.]
Date: Mon, 30 Jan 2006
15:21:51 -0500 (EST)

I don't violently disagree, but I do disagree about your thoughts on human nature, especially on your thoughts on actual human thought. Taking from something you said: "Thus, just as the 'cock crows', the 'cow moos' and the 'buck farts' ... man would have his thoughts," man must possess language to think. [A] If man does not possess language, then he cannot think. After all, one can observe that animals do not have thoughts because they are reactive to the environment, not proactive, as those humans who can think. Going onto different ways of thinking: every language created and integrated allows the person to have a stream of thought, whether it be spoken or signed with the hands. If you take a newborn human and leave it in the wild to survive, and you retrieve it (assuming that the child is still alive because it has been taken under care by other animals) you will find that the human child does not think; [B] it is just like any other animal (look up feral children). We humans are just like any other animal; there is nothing magical about us. Furthermore, self-identities are founded on the use of language, and are not developed until early childhood, given the ability to discover oneself in the first place. [C] If a human does not have the ability to think, then the human has no ability to say “I” which then means that the human cannot have a concept of self. In addition, you’re saying that “the nature of man is then good by definition,” says to me that you think romantically. We only have the words “good” and “evil” by how our society defines them. [D] There is no universal definition of good, nor is good in any way a fact--- good is only an opinion. Man is neither good nor evil; those are words created by language and our culture. Constructive and deconstructive are appropriate terms. One can truly say that humans are aggressive by nature, because basically, we are animals that are trying to survive. [E] What you speak is verbose, romantic philosophy.

EBTX responds:
[A] ... If man possesses no language, he cannot think in words. There are more ways to think than one. Or are you saying that the activity of the brain of an animal is "not" thought. Then, what is its brain doing? This is semantics. If you are saying that only worded thought is thought ... then you are just stating a definition ... for, of course, if you define thinking as words, then, ipso facto, you can't think without words. So, why are you saying it?
[B] ... I would not base any fundamental philosophical principle on a few odd "experiments". There was a king that didn't allow some babies to receive any affection (just food) to see what would happen. Allegedly, all the babies died. If true, does this mean that the "wolf child" received affection from his "momma and poppa wolf"? In general, a human baby left alone simply dies and is eaten. In feral children there is undoubtedly more fraud than fact.
[C] ... So, you are asserting that no animal is "self-aware" without language? If so, I must question your sanity. Since you typed and posted, I assume some sort of sanity ... so, I can't imagine what it is you mean. In the area of "self-awareness" my own personal question is "Are insects self-aware? Or are they just like mechanical-electronic devices?". It would never occur to me to question the self awareness of mammals as you seem to.
[D] ... I can't imagine how many dead civilizations went down this road. I happened to read Elie Weisel's short book "Night" just last week while waiting for my wife to shop in Sam's. It's his account of his existence in Nazi concentration camps. If you read this book and still assert that "good is only an opinion"
... I must condemn you as evil.
[E] ... Thank you (and thank you from Ayn Rand as well). However, my writing is always described as "terse" rather than "verbose". Verbose means the use of many words to say nothing much. Terse means saying something with too few words.
[Thank you for your hate. Though I prefer hatred directed at me personally ... but masked hatred of the whole human race is also fun in its own way ... I guess ... though quite a bit more common.]

Date: Wed, 30 Nov 2005
05:41:08 -0500 (EST)

Quit being so stupid, you imprudent wrinkly booger who controls the mind of the dweeby festering sputum bag from hell and the crap eating yeast infection.
[Tell you what, I'll stop being so stupid ... if ... you, in turn, stop being so intelligent.]
(This appears to be a computer generated message)

Date: Fri, 25 Nov 2005
13:36:04 -0500 (EST)

Are you still holding your breath? Good. Eventually you will pass out and die. Refreshing to view proof once again that any moron with a computer and at least a dial-up connection can express his or her, or in your case, its opinion. OK...carry on with the breath thing......
[Thank you. That was refreshingly tart. And I CAN breathe again ... thanks to your kind (and undoubtedly Christian) remarks]
Date: Fri, 28 Oct 2005
13:36:21 -0400 (EDT)

Fellow Whites, We know you love your gun and your neighbor's wife. We know you share the same concerns as all god-fearing and white Americans. You want to be goddam filthy rich and left alone to watch your big screen just like the rest of us. You are a good American and want what's best for the country, like we do. This war on terror is the only goddamn way we know how to think, and we know you'll support it with all your heart, no matter how long it takes, or how much it costs, because you are a mindless idiot. The only way out of this situation is to shoot us up some brown people so that businesses can create new jobs for nobody, really, but it sure sounds good. But the bleeding heart Democrats are trying to take your hard-earned money and give it to lazy pregnant crack addict mothers instead of using it to bomb Iraq where it belongs. If you're a patriot and think Darwin worshipped Satan you'll help us put Clinton in prison to help get our country back on its feet and keep us all safe. Remember, if you want our country to be competitive and not be bombed by godless brown turbanheads, put the House and Senate back into the hands of the people who are white, God-fearing Christians like you, who look white like you, and who want to give you a load of crap to get your vote and trillions of dollars of debt just like the 'ol gipper, God bless him instead of feeding illegal weird-lookin' immigrants who work harder than you or your children. Remember friends, to save the good 'ol U.S. of A., vote to nuke France and all their socialist commie friends in the next election!
[Finally, some good hate. But ... it's not directed at me (crap). As for the content, I agree completely ... except for the Christian stuff.]
Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005
23:34:10 -0400 (EDT)

I hate not having hatemail.... Must be those Intelligent Falling believers. God damn you God!
[Thanks for trying to help out. Please send me some hate, you Christians.]
Date: Fri, 01 Jul 2005
14:41:52 -0400

Subject: Re: your screed against the White House Press Corps
You COULD just turn off your TV and not buy newspapers and magazines. Taking such action however, would then leave you unable to be righteously indignant, a form of abuse inflicted on others by those of your ilk and seemingly so enjoyed your crowd that the exercise must be masterbatory.
[I do turn off my TV. I only watch DVDs and Cartoon Network and sometimes the History Channel. I never watch network TV anymore ... only objective stuff on the satellite.]
Date: Sun, 26 Jun 2005
15:46:41 -0400 (EDT)

FUCK YOU!! As a Christian I hate you cuz you are hateful! Didn't Jesus say something in da Bible about something? I don't need to post da bbible verse cuz I dun read da bible, it got to much words fer mes! FUCK YOU!! I feel sorry for your wife an kids. I hope you die thogh or somethin. I'm only 14 and I am so mad! FUCK YOU!! once and for all. FUCK YOU!! Even I know your stupid and I hate you so much sicne you say the racist word and you have penis on kiddie page. I'll pray for you. I hope you die and go to Hell forever. I'll pray for you. I'm not hateful. you are. I hate you.
[I think this is a fake hate letter. But it's a nice try and put a smile on my face. If it's real ... Jesus is not a real person. Me and the Pope agree on this one thing. He just won't tell you.]
Date: Wed, 1 Jun 2005
01:25:52 -0400 (EDT)

The number of the beast may well be 666. But it's name is ebtx. You are the human equivalent of a broken lava-lamp. Repulsive, doesn't work, 30 years behind the times, and full of oily slime. Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. If the single-celled proto-slimes that oozed out of the earth's ancient muds had any inkling the would give rise to you they would have slid back into the filth from whence they came, and given up there and then. I have seen maggots which have evoked greater pity in me than your voluptuously vile visage. Your mere existence has for me offered proof there is no God, no hope, no justice and the most miserable future for humankind. The worst insult that can be hurled at you in some cultures is to signify that your mother was a pig. But I only feel an immense, overwhelming sorrow for the sad sow that begat you. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You are like gangrene, highly infectious, smelly and ultimately lethal. If you were to remember the first time your mother set eyes upon you and the first words she ever spoke at you, you would find remarkable similarities. To have you enter a room is the social equivalent of walking up to someone with a wet, cold, soiled nappy and slapping it in their face. Although you are soon to finish reading this letter, I suggest you go back to the beginning and read it again and again. Perhaps by some osmotic principle, some inkling of where you stand with the world might then permeate your callused hide.
[Well, that's a really nice letter. Thank you ... but ... what was it you didn't like about my site??]
Date: Thu, 26 May 2005
09:43:16 +0000

It`s I, I ,I in your screeds. Eyeyeyeye !!!! It also the beginning of Idiot. You`re the Professor Irwin Corey of art. Babbling on & on saying nothing. You poor blind fool. Ryman has more art in his toe jam than you have in your entire being. When your dabbles hang in a museum in N.Y.C. (not Peoria) then you can critisize. You look but don`t see and probably will go to your grave still inside that tunnel.
[Here's what this loon thinks is good... Ryman ... I rest my case. It's unfortunate that Mr. Ryman isn't hanging in a museum instead of his "art".]
Date: Wed, 11 May 2005
02:21:29 -0400 (EDT)

I'm very impressed with your site. Beautiful layout. Obviously a lot of work went into it. While you have many interesting ideas, some are so illogical it boggles the mind. Women voting? 1/2 the population has no real say? Actually, your views on women are so based on ancient ideas it's kinda funny. It's 2005, guy.
[What does this mean? Why wouldn't women vote? - EBTX]
Oh, your idea of gov't. What's to stop an ultra rich person from getting thousands of votes by buying them? If Bill Gates advertised that he'd pay for your vote, couldn't you vote for him?
[There is nothing to stop Gates from buying votes. Unfortunately he doesn't have enough money. Not near enough. He can't buy small time votes because he has to be a personal acquaintance of each voter he buys votes from which is impossible ... and ... if he wants to buy off the big vote getters the price goes even higher because they are already rich from the pay they get for the votes they hold. - EBTX]


[I hate it when people don't read the whole thing ... ]
Date: Sun, 8 May 2005
16:05:35 -0400 (EDT)

Thank God your days are so numbered. Burn iin hell...
[And you, dear christian ... burn in your heaven ... a far, far worse place than anything I could ever possibly (maliciously) invent.]
Date: Wed, 13 Apr 2005
09:14:29 -0400 (EDT)

i tried to find some views on what art is, and the first site google (which i used to love, but not anymre) found was yours. I should be complaining to google instead of you, as nobody forced me to read your crap. But, you see, crap can be very interesting at some times, as seeing one more stupid than yourself is always a good tihing. I only read a small part of the 'art' category and then ran to the sink and puked my guts out. Really man, are all americans this stupid and ignorant? And one more thing: where did you study arts?
[ I am entirely self-educated (if you can call taking the advice of Leonardo, Rubens, etc. a self-education). I suppose you are one of those goobers who stands all agape at the sight of a Miro or Rothko or whomever is the latest critics' darling. My site comes up high on Google for a reason ... people (responsible, rational people) link to it ... and ... you are in the "nut minority", though it sometimes seems the majority given the current bent of critics.]
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005
13:43:59 -0500 (EST)

Penso che siate merda ed il vostro website č merda. Fags li gradisce che pensano che siano astuti siano ballsuckers realmente giusti del perdente. Se realmente desiderate ritenere degni, provi a portare i vestiti delle donne.
[ I tried this in Google's translator in Portuguese and Italian and I guess it's about homosexuals and shit but you can't use these translators except to get a general idea of what a message is about. Too bad. It might have been a winner. Next time just stick to your own language ... English.]
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005
21:16:30 -0500 (EST)

this has got to be the dumest fuckin website I've seen
[This appears to be the same guy as last comment. I'm not going to post anymore of these back to back things because they're too short and unimaginative. Remember, 100% of the people who dislike my site bigtime have this in common ... they have nothing of their own to offer. No ideas, no website ... nada ... and disappointingly, usually no imagination.]
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005
15:03:56 -0500 (EST)

The only thing that's disastrous is this fuckin website.
[Too short to warrant much comment.]
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005
21:49:08 -0700

Please, do the universe a favor and get an education!
[Let's both get one!]
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005
22:22:47 -0500 (EST)

dude did your mom miss her abortion appointment?
[That's just sad. I'm patiently waiting here ... this time for three weeks ... for hate ... and all you send me is a one-liner. Resend that with some meat on it.]
Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2005
15:53:11 -0500 (EST)

dee diddly die!
[Take notice hatemailers. This type of message is NOT acceptable. I won't post any more like this. I must have more details. "Don't get cheap on me, Datsun." ]
Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2005
03:34:44 -0500 (EST)

I'm not trying to be mean...your discriptions on how to break boards is just not correct. I've been doing tae kwon do for 10 years, saying that a person cant break a 1.5" X 4" X 6", is very incorrect, I'm not that strong, but can break much wider and thicker multiple boards at once. Telling un trained people to just visualize and hit as hard as you can it just recklas, and asking ignorant people to hurt themselves. Also, since your muscles wrap the majority of the surface of your bones, no your ability to break does not depend on the dexterity of your bone. Since one could assume most of the bones in your body would have the same strength, with your view it would be just as easy to break with a fist as an open hand; however you say that you can't break with an open hand....then I along with millions of others must have been preforming acts of god....You realy need to redo that section of your page, as its about as acurate as those created by people who watch 100's of hours of dragon ball z and then tell people all you have to do is concentrate realllly hard and a ball of energy will form infront of you. whereas those who get anywhere with qi training take 20 years or more just to achieve a non visible inner strength (sorry no glowing light)...I did however enjoy your story about the guy making the board explode. The only explination I could concieve is that the board was very dry/old. Or the guy was previously a martial artist and didn't tell you. ^_^

EBTX responds: [pissed off by the failure of the above lunatic to give proper hate where hate is due!!]

Try reading it again. it doesn't say 1.5 inches thick. It says 1/2 to 5/8 of an inch thick. Nobody on earth can break 1.5x4x6 inches - ever. You can break much wider and thicker multiple boards at once? Sure you can ... WITH the grain, idiot! Whatever you can break with an open hand ... you can about double with a closed hard fist. This goes for anybody ... including you and your tae kwan dopes.

I know what can be done from personal experience. "I", myself, exploded small boards just like I said. If you can't break that board, after ten years of practice ... you are a flat hand pussy-wuss just like most other "experts". Go spend another 10 years contemplating your navel.

PS. There was a small guy on TV a few weeks ago (~5'9" @150 pounds). He took a freakin' aluminum cooking pan and tore it in half. Then took a four inch nail and drove it through a two inch thick board by jamming it in with his hand (using a little piece of folded cloth to protect his skin). You can do seemingly miraculous things ... if ... you cut out the philosophical crap and just trust the physics of the thing. To cut out the philosophy-religion-martialarts crap you have to "concentrate realllly hard and a ball of energy will form infront of you".

Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005
00:12:12 -0500 (EST)

The way you call communism is the female form of government is completely ridiculous and chauvinistic. Do you have any idea how much power women hold in this universe? Don't compare the vagina to a weak form of government, you have no idea what your talking about.
[Thanks for the belly laugh. I deeply appreciate your total lack of "depth".]
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005
16:50:05 -0500 (EST)

This site is a fucking trash heap, filled with half-ass theories and shitcan philosophy. If you want to continue looking like an ass, keep on living.
[More ... MORE!! I like donkeys too.]
Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005
03:08:08 -0500 (EST)

your computer friends are gay, just like you do you need any, ahem,.. gay 'assistance'?
[Which ones? Inquiring minds want to know! Not Patrick??]
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005
12:37:53 -0500 (EST)

Wow. You have been seriously mislead. Interesting how different our lives can be. I'm not sure you fully understand/grasp most of the issues you've discussed. 165, -smirk- You'll be in my prayers.
[What kind of hate is that? And you call yourself a Christian? You can do better than that. Just look down the list here and get some inspiration.]
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004
18:46:51 -0700

You must have ate human shit, because you talk it. (*__*)
[ And ... tadah ... URsame]
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004
12:43:54 -0500 (EST)

What can you say you are a Yank with no history or past justa child of the plastic era. No life and probably a red neck
[My ancestors came up the "Strait" with Cadillac and founded the city of Detroit, Michigan. When I was born there was "bakelite" ... does that count as plastic? Most of my early toys were made of tin with sharp edges. I consider my life to be pretty "full" and can count my moments of "pure joy" in terms of hours instead of minutes. My neck used to be red ... but that cleared up long ago.]
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004
04:36:54 -0500 (EST)

fuck you, you fucking fuck for fucks sake. fucked any fuckers lately? fuck no! fucks like you fucking fuck off when other fucks fuck with your fucking SHIT
[ I ... I ... don't ... understand ............. sigh ]
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004
22:55:47 -0500 (EST)

Your site sets a new benchmark for self-absorbed drivel. No amount of blathering will convince anybody that you are anything other than a washed-up hack. I bet you spent most of your earlier years getting bullied and not getting laid, and you rationalized it as your sacrifice to some greater cause. How hilarious that you find out now what a sad, useless waste you really are.
[I never found that out yet. What did you find out about your life? I know ... you found that you have nothing to say about anything at all ... same as the usual poster here.]
Date: Mon, 8 Nov 2004
18:41:27 -0500 (EST)

You stupid cocksucking you really think anybody cares about your nutlicking opinions? People like you should be deported to Canada immediately, to live with your fudgepacking cousins. For fuck's sake, you must have been abandoned as a fetus and molested by Jesus fucking Christ himself. Take a swan dive and do us all a favor you wannabe genius
[ All potential hate mailers ... observe the above piece. It's exquisite. What workmanship. Tears spring to my eyes. Excellent length - not too long or too short. General remarks are on topic with good adjectives instead of just the common invectives ... even good spelling. Thank you mucho!
As to the content: "Wannabe genius" is not a fair assessment since I have an IQ of about 165 ... I'm already technically there although it doesn't mean much :o( Also, it would be nice to have a specific beef about a specific web page ... then I could make a more interesting comment. Again, thank you. Hope to hear from you again.]

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