If I do not abandon reason,
it will not abandon me
Ask not only what is wrong with the world but also ... what is wrong with me ...
that I do not understand
Plan for the best, expect the worst,
accept and deal with the results
Be like wheat and bend with the wind,
or ... Resist like an oak and be broken,
or ... Be like a pyramid and to hell with the wind
There is a fine line between genius and insanity.
The line is made out of all the average people
sitting on a fence
If you could go back in time,
would you give 'you' a handout?
If I was normal,
... I'd have to kill myself
He is worthy of the truth who knows it
I reserve the right to be
one hundred percent wrong
about anything whatsoever
Who casts his fate to the wind
... is blown away
If you never try anything ...
you will never fail
Who has no plan, begins lost
The proof is in the details
but not the minor details
Self-delusion is the bane of induction
Enthusiasm is the prelude to disaster
Ideas are fine ...
but the landlord wants cash
Every murderer was once a beggar
Who cannot kill, cannot rule
There are no poor men.
If you are poor, you are not a man.
If you are a man, you are not poor
It's not what you do with your day
... it's what you do with your life
If you believe in yourself, all things are possible ... including failure
There is no failure in a mistake ...
failure lies in not trying
Those who remember the lessons of history are also doomed to repeat them
Never examine your food too closely.
You might not want to eat it
Who seeketh dirt
shall not find disappointment
I'm so tired I could eat a horse
If you have nothing to say
... don't say it
Never flush the toilet
till you've pulled up your pants
Everybody's ... gotta' do ... somethin'
We're all going to die anyway ...
so why bother?
We're all going to die anyway ...
so why not do all that we can?
Discovery results primarily from
the accumulation of error
Who gives all
shall receive nothing
A blind follower is no better than
blind opposition
You cain have yer dictators
and you cain have yer potaters
but ya cain't have both
The difficulty is not 'getting the job done'
It's getting somebody to do it for nothing
I never met a man who knew less than I about the subject at hand
Stupidity is the love of one's own ignorance
Thinking hath made thee stupid
People who are afraid to 'get stupid'
will never get smart
Where there is no clear explanation
there is no clear understanding
First you do everything wrong ...
then ... you get it right
Nothing is so debilitating as the truth
Truth makes a stiff spine
Losers nitpick
You become what you dwell on
There is no sophistication without knowledge
It is better to think and post than
to think and just die
Thou shalt not be ... a pushover
That which is imperfect
must inevitably fail
You have but one thing to do ...
You must save your soul.
You have but one enemy ...
He is yourself
There is no room for God
in the life of man
Religions are philosophical training wheels
Don't bother me while I'm pontificating
Revenge works best
when applied to the innocent
The bigger the load the longer the haul
Where there's a will ...
there's ductape.
Men do not trip over pebbles
Aim high n' keep shootin'
Truth is the first refuge of the innocent
Never tell all you know ... else
you will have told a lie
Today's incomprehensible enigma is
tomorrow's boring lecture
To find the solution, one must become greater than the problem
If I am right no defense is necessary
... If wrong none is possible
Of all that I know
I trust nothing
Vita ex Ratio
(Do Not Click Man)